Top 10 Movies That Already Have Great Porn Names



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We all know the minute a major Hollywood movie comes out the porn industry will spoof it. Some of the titles, such as “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Breast”, “Sexorcist”, and “The Joy Suck Club” are corny puns that silicate a groan and a roll of the yes. Some, like “Big Trouble in Little Vagina”, “Shaving Ryan’s Privates” and “Enema of the State” are quite clever and unexpected and deserve a guffaw. However, some Hollywood movies ALREADY have great porn titles. Here are my top ten choices divided by category.

Generic Straight Porn

  1. Herbie: Fully Loaded
  2. Snatch
  3. Blow
  4. Shaft
  5. American Pie
  6. Big
  7. Free Willy
  8. Up
  9. Top Gun
  10. 8 1/2

Gay Porn

  1. Bend It Like Beckham
  2. Backdraft
  3. Bad Boys
  4. Curious George
  5. The Last Boy Scout
  6. Band of Brothers
  7. Unlawful Entry
  8. An Officer and a Gentleman
  9. A Few Good Men
  10. Saving Private Ryan

Lesbian Porn

  1. Sister Act
  2. Never Been Kissed
  3. Charlie’s Angels
  4. Twins
  5. Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood
  6. Julie & Julia
  7. What Women Want
  8. Where the Wild Things Are
  9. Heavenly Creatures
  10. A League of Their Own

BDSM Porn

  1. The Man in the Iron Mask
  2. The Sting
  3. Full Metal Jacket
  4. The Hurt Locker
  5. Atonement
  6. Waiting to Exhale
  7. Mr Deeds
  8. Training Day
  9. Scream
  10. Mean Girls

Barely Legal Porn

  1. Hannah Montana: The Movie
  2. The General’s Daughter
  3. Pocahontas
  4. Legally Blonde
  5. 13 Going on 30
  6. Little Miss Sunshine
  7. My Girl
  8. Annie
  9. Babe
  10. Coal Miner’s Daughter

Interracial Porn

  1. Anaconda
  2. The Dark Knight
  3. Men in Black
  4. Minority Report
  5. Black Hawk Down
  6. White Men Can’t Jump
  7. Harlem Nights
  8. Apollo 13
  9. Boyz N the Hood
  10. Titanic

Fetish Porn

  1. Scooby Doo
  2. Happy Feet
  3. Footloose
  4. Toy Story
  5. Rain Man
  6. The Waterboy
  7. On Golden Pond
  8. Splash
  9. The Golden Compass
  10. Goldfinger

MILF Porn

  1. Stepmom
  2. Driving Miss Daisy
  3. The Stepford Wives
  4. Bridget Jones’s Diary
  5. Bring It On
  6. Cheaper by the Dozen
  7. Some Like it Hot
  8. Uptown Girls
  9. Jennifer’s Body
  10. The Graduate

Tranny Porn

  1. Mrs. Doubtfire
  2. There’s Something About Mary
  3. Pretty Woman
  4. Risky Business
  5. Cinderella Man
  6. LA Confidential
  7. Finding Nemo
  8. Mary Poppins
  9. Freaky Friday
  10. She’s All That

2 comments


  • Awesome! ‘Bend It Like Beckham’, ‘Scooby Doo’, ‘Mary Poppins’… oh man.

    January 28, 2010
  • Toronto Dentist in Etobicoke

    Hilarious! As a dentist, I’m never allowed to be funny. I only get to laugh at others’ jokes. Well I’m laughing now!

    Joe :D

    August 18, 2010

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