Top 10 Movies That Already Have Great Porn Names
- Jan, 02 2010
- By Clay
- Link Bait
- 2 comments
Good Will Humping
We all know the minute a major Hollywood movie comes out the porn industry will spoof it. Some of the titles, such as “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Breast”, “Sexorcist”, and “The Joy Suck Club” are corny puns that silicate a groan and a roll of the yes. Some, like “Big Trouble in Little Vagina”, “Shaving Ryan’s Privates” and “Enema of the State” are quite clever and unexpected and deserve a guffaw. However, some Hollywood movies ALREADY have great porn titles. Here are my top ten choices divided by category.
Generic Straight Porn
- Herbie: Fully Loaded
- Snatch
- Blow
- Shaft
- American Pie
- Big
- Free Willy
- Up
- Top Gun
- 8 1/2
Gay Porn
- Bend It Like Beckham
- Backdraft
- Bad Boys
- Curious George
- The Last Boy Scout
- Band of Brothers
- Unlawful Entry
- An Officer and a Gentleman
- A Few Good Men
- Saving Private Ryan
Lesbian Porn
- Sister Act
- Never Been Kissed
- Charlie’s Angels
- Twins
- Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood
- Julie & Julia
- What Women Want
- Where the Wild Things Are
- Heavenly Creatures
- A League of Their Own
BDSM Porn
- The Man in the Iron Mask
- The Sting
- Full Metal Jacket
- The Hurt Locker
- Atonement
- Waiting to Exhale
- Mr Deeds
- Training Day
- Scream
- Mean Girls
Barely Legal Porn
- Hannah Montana: The Movie
- The General’s Daughter
- Pocahontas
- Legally Blonde
- 13 Going on 30
- Little Miss Sunshine
- My Girl
- Annie
- Babe
- Coal Miner’s Daughter
Interracial Porn
- Anaconda
- The Dark Knight
- Men in Black
- Minority Report
- Black Hawk Down
- White Men Can’t Jump
- Harlem Nights
- Apollo 13
- Boyz N the Hood
- Titanic
Fetish Porn
- Scooby Doo
- Happy Feet
- Footloose
- Toy Story
- Rain Man
- The Waterboy
- On Golden Pond
- Splash
- The Golden Compass
- Goldfinger
MILF Porn
- Stepmom
- Driving Miss Daisy
- The Stepford Wives
- Bridget Jones’s Diary
- Bring It On
- Cheaper by the Dozen
- Some Like it Hot
- Uptown Girls
- Jennifer’s Body
- The Graduate
Tranny Porn
- Mrs. Doubtfire
- There’s Something About Mary
- Pretty Woman
- Risky Business
- Cinderella Man
- LA Confidential
- Finding Nemo
- Mary Poppins
- Freaky Friday
- She’s All That
Rob Chevalier
Awesome! ‘Bend It Like Beckham’, ‘Scooby Doo’, ‘Mary Poppins’… oh man.
Toronto Dentist in Etobicoke
Hilarious! As a dentist, I’m never allowed to be funny. I only get to laugh at others’ jokes. Well I’m laughing now!
Joe :D