SEO Scams – SEO Marketing Hall of Shame

February 2nd, 20101:37 pm @ Clay (The BDD Dude)

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“There’s an old saying in Tennessee – I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee – that says, spam me once, shame on – shame on you. Spam me – you can’t get spammed again.” – President George W. Bush

Are any of these SEO companies legit. Who knows? Personally I don’t care. I just know that their spam won’t stop. I get a daily stream of outrageous promises of number one rankings, fake warnings that my website is not showing up in the search engines, and alleged “special relationship” with Google. For this, these people deserve a spot in my SEO Marketers Hall of Shame. “But these offers sound so good, maybe I should call them up!” Sure, if you want to get ripped off, go ahead, but I’ll give you three bits of advice that are nearly guaranteed to keep you from getting duped:

1. Unsolicited email offers are designed to make them money, not you. Don’t take the bait.

2. If they don’t use a real email address they will rip you off. What’s a real address? One that includes their name and the company’s url. Not just any company, the one they claim to work for and is on the email signature. If they use Gmail, Yahoo, Hotmail, Live or another free email service they are a scam. If they don’t even have a signature, they are a scam.

3. They checked out your site and noticed you aren’t doing well in the search engines. This statement is a guarantee they are a scam and will steal your money. Nobody spends their day trolling the net for websites to perform in-depth keyword and ranking analysis on. Especially on spec. It also doesn’t even make sense since they have no idea what terms you’re trying to rank for or what your conversion rates are. Bottom line, everyone in the world with a website and an email address gets the same exact email. You are no different. If you want to learn more see my SEO Scams and How to Avoid Them article.

SEO Marketing Spam Hall of Shame Inductees

#1 – Rosalie at onlinemarketings.org

There’s bullshit and then there’s BULLSHIT. This is a fine example of the latter. Search for drink canna cola and it’s number one. Search for any variation of the product keywords and it’s top ten if not number one. Of course, Rosalie never visited the website anyway, at bot harvested the email and then sent out this stock “you’re not ranking” spam. Of course they also tout “proprietary techniques” which is a big ole’ red flag.

Hi,

Hope you are well. I was surfing through your website “www.drinkcannacola.com” and after saw your website is not on top rankings for most of your keywords pertaining to your domain so I was wondering if you would be interested in getting Search engine optimization done for your website.

Ethical SEO leads Better Traffic leading to higher Sales.

We follow all ethical and proprietary techniques to get your website on top.

Let me know if you would like then we mail you more details or schedule a call. We’ll be pleased to serve you.

I look forward to your feedback

Kind Regards

Rosalie

Marketing Manager

rosalie@onlinemarketings.org


#2 – Rudy at www.seoimprove.net

Sure, Rudy has so much time on his hands he thought he’d spend the day researching my website. How nice of him!

My name is Rudy and after examining your website, I believe I can help you improve your Search Engine Rankings.

Do you wish you could increase your online leads? Getting much more traffic from search engines?

It is much easier and more cost-effective than you might think. We have helped a lot of businesses thrive in this market and we can help you!

If you are interested in outranking your competition please visit http://www.seoimprove.net or mail me at rudy@seoimprove.net


#3 – Quintin Smith

Fill out my online form with your huckstering and it’s a one way ticket to the SEO Spam Hall of Shame “Quintin Smith”.

Name: Quintin Smith

Email: qsmith@whitelabelseo.com

Phone: 888-511-4020

Best Time to Contact:

Morning: on

Afternoon: on

Project Description: na

How did you find me?:

Referal: on

Search-Engine: on

Article-Review: on

Other: na


#4 – “Dear Info”

Dear “info”? No need to be so formal! I also love the fact that they use the “most sophisticated programming know-how” to redesign your website. Run, don’t walk away from this company.

Dear info,

Does your Website deliver you enough customers, revenue and brand recognition? Not yet?

GET FREE PROFESSIONAL AUDIT OF YOUR WEBSITE NOW!!!

Our experts will analyze your site FOR FREE and outline the issues, which need to be resolved to attract more search engine and other potential customer traffic and turn your site into a revenue-generating machine you’ve always wanted.

To order the FREE expert audit of your website call now toll-free: 888-528-4114, ext. 1. There’s no obligation to buy or order anything and you will get our FREE professional report in 5-7 business days.

In addition, starting as low as $25 per hour our specialists can:

* Redesign your website using the most sophisticated programming know-how; * Set up and administer your servers and e-commerce applications; * Optimize your site for maximum traffic, and service your entire Internet advertising and marketing needs.

Call toll-free 888-528-4114 ext. 2 for your no-obligation FREE consultation. There’s no job too small or too big!

References and a sampling of world-class Internet properties created and managed by our team are available upon request.


#5 – Melodie Johnson

Don’t fill out my contact form with sales pitches “Melodie”. How tacky!

Melodie Johnson wrote: SEO Services

We would like to get your website on first page of Google.

All of our processes use the most ethical “white hat” Search Engine Optimization techniques that will not get your website banned or penalized. Please reply and I would be happy to send you a proposal. melodiejohnson4325@gmail.com


#6 – Felicia Sams

They just can’t stop filling out my contact form.

Felicia Sams wrote: We are interested to increase traffic to your website, please get back to us in order to discuss the possibility in further detail. traffic.internet.marketing@gmail.com


#7 – Joseph Swanson

What is it with my contact form and SEO spammers. It’s like their crack or something. “Joseph” needs an intervention.

Name: Joseph Swanson

Email: josephswansonaa@gmail.com

Phone:

Best Time to Contact:

Morning:

Afternoon:

Project Description: We would like to get your website on first page of Google.

All of our processes use the most ethical \”white hat\” Search Engine Optimization techniques that will not get your website banned or penalized.

Please reply and I would be happy to send you a proposal.

How did you find me?:

Referal:

Search-Engine: on

Article-Review:

Other:


#8 -Melodie Merle

More contact form spam. Nothing like a fake phone number to instill confidence! Good job “Melodie”!

Name: Melodie Merle

Email: melodiemerle52@gmail.com

Phone: 000-000-0000

Best Time to Contact:

Morning:

Afternoon:

Project Description: Get leads and sales from your website

We would like to get your website on first page of Google.

All of our processes use the most ethical \”white hat\” Search Engine Optimization techniques that will not get your website banned or penalized.

Please reply and I would be happy to send you a proposal.

How did you find me?:

Referal:

Search-Engine:

Article-Review:

Other:


#9 – “Top-Power-Results-Etc”

So many email aliases, so little time. These guys are just shameless! I get these nearly every day.

Subject: Your Website is Not #1 in The Search Engines? Get a Free Website Optimization Report!

From: siteresults@power-results.net , webrankings1@topresultsnow.net, resultsnow@power-results.net, websiteresults@power-results.net , results@top-webresults1.com, webpros@power-results.net, ad infinitum ad nauseum.

No Cost Website Analysis and Ranking Report of Your Website! Is Your Website Ranked at Number One in The Search Engines?

When your website is ranked highly in all of the major search engines, this is the most important key to your company’s success. Your business goes from being unseen, or ranked very low to a very high ranking, making you sales 24/7.

At no cost to you, our search engine optimization experts will run a ranking report showing you exactly where your website currently stands in all the major search engines. Then we will email you our analysis report along with the recommendations of how we can increase your ranking, and improve your websites traffic dramatically!

Please Click Here For a No Cost Website Search Engine Optimization Analysis, & Ranking Report of Your Website. Our Service is For USA and Canada Websites Only

If you click on the link it launches your email client and prefills it with an email address that just screams "do not trust us!"


#10 -”SEO Company”

Suuuure. They are at the top of Google for “SEO Company” yet don’t provide their URL in the email and send these from an endless parade of junk email address. Yeah, right.

Subject: Idea for (whatever domain they are spamming at the moment)

From: rivera500@care2.com, renaudvandenberg57k@mi.terra.cl, ad infinitum ad nauseum.

Dear Business Owner,

75% of WEB SURFERS searching the net will never find your web site unless you’re located on the first page of Yahoo, Google and MSN. If I assist you to obtain as much as 4 times more WEB traffic to your website by promoting you to the top of the search engines would you be interested?

Our company is on the first page when you search on Google for our main search phrase “SEO Company.” We would like to do the same for your Company’s website so you can come up for your primary keywords as well? All of our techniques use the most ethical Search Engine Optimization processes that will not get your web business penalized or banned.

This special SEO program includes: 1. No setup fees 2. No long term contracts 3. Guaranteed increase in traffic

Simply reply to my email message and I would be delighted to provide you a custom proposal.

Sincerely sherlyn choopra

2510 LAS POSAS RD, STE G CAMARILLO, CA 93010 – USA


#11 – Ravi Mahune

Funny, Ravi seemed to have no problem finding my site now did he? This is one of the scummiest scare tactics out there. I can’t tell if his “We are based in India” quote at the bottom is supposed to be a warning or an enticement. Cool Gmail account too. Loser!

Hello and Good Day!

I am Ravi Mahune, Marketing Manager,

I was surfing through your website and realized that despite having a good design; it was not ranking on any of the search engines for most of the keywords pertaining to your domain.

I was wondering if you would be interested in getting the SEO done for your website.

There is a simple equation that is applicable to the online world.

Ethical SEO -> Better Traffic -> Higher Sales

We are an ISO Certified, SEMPO registered Online marketing firm and have over 6 years of working experience. All the techniques used are ethical and proprietary.

In case you require any additional information, it shall be our pleasure to furnish the same.

I look forward to your mail.

Yours sincerely,

Ravi Mahune

Marketing Manager

Email:  mahune.seomanager@gmail.com

“We are based in India”


#12 – EBillboards

Ebillboards wants to sell me useless advertising for their scum malware browser plugin. This scam has been going around for a long time under various product names. The concept is you pay an outrageous fee to “own” a keyword. When someone searches for this keyword in Google their browser plugin (ie: malware/spyware) loads your website in an iFrame at the top. Besides being exceptionally tacky, the main problem is NOBODY has the plugin installed. Anyone who did would immediately have it uninstalled. Pure garbage.

Let us introduce you to our unique technology, which can place a Billboard of YOUR WEBSITE on top of all Major Search Engines, above all your competitors!

Find out exactly what your website will look like with one of our unique Top Placement Ads.

You can see our Online Demo in 3 easy steps:

1. Go to our Ads on Top Demo page 2. Enter your URL where indicated 3. Enter your keyword – and click View Online Demo.

You get:

- Top Placement for 1 year – Exclusive Keyword registration – No Pay Per Click fees – Highest possible visibility – Keyword-Targeted Visitors to your website

(Reach consumers the exact second they search your keywords)

How much traffic can we bring YOUR site?

Request a Quote today and get a traffic estimate for your desired keywords.

For more information, contact us at (866) 951-3331 and one of our representatives will kindly guide you through the details of out technology and terms.

We look forward to your response.

Sincerely,

Bob Miller, MBA Sr. Account Manager Ads on Top eBillboards

866-951-3331 ph 323-446-2576 fx

p.s. – watch our keywords technology introduction to get a better idea of how it all works.

ebillboards ltd scam

This is what it would look like if I bought the keyword "cheese" for my Claytowne.com site and someone was using their crappy plugin. If you saw this your first response would to figure out how someone messed with your Google page and how do you fix it.


#13 – Word Ape

No URL, no personal information, and a ridiculous claim of number one positions. Run, don’t walk away from this company.

Want to be #1 on Google and Yahoo search engines?

Do you want your website to sell for you?

Don’t leave your website sales to chance, we can get you to the top of search engines!

THIS IS NOT A PAY-PER-CLICK campaign. Our goal is to always get you ranking high for competitive, heavy traffic keywords. We know what works!

Click here to get an information packet and see how we can do it.

Contact us with any questions you may have.

Word Ape – (888) 838-5429

When you click on the "click here" link it prefills out an email with a throw away email address.


#14 – Sandra Sheridan

No thanks. I don’t want my business to”explode”. Sandra has two throw away email addresses. Impressive!

Subject: Placement List Offer

From: sandrasherintuu@postaweb.com and sandrasheri@cotas.net

Your online business could explode simply by having your web site appear higher on the search directories.  We would like to show you how with a free site review. Reply to us today and we will do a no cost site assessment so that you can see for yourself what your online business could produce.  Please include in your response the best way to contact you.

Sincerely,

Sandra Sheridan


#15 Anuranjan

Yep, he works for a leading web services company in India but has a throw away Gmail account, no contact info, no URL and apparently no last name.

Subject: Performance Basis Link Building Service

From: anuranjan.webservices@gmail.com

Dear Sir \ Madam,

We are a Delhi-NCR, India based, and leading web services company with main competency in link building, working as an outsourced vendor for many reputed SEO agency based in USA, UK, Canada and Australia.

We have a dedicated team of 120 professionals to serve you. We build the natural quality and theme based links as one-way or reciprocals links with our manual process.

We always adopt the ETHICAL LINK building process/White hat technique; also follow the guidelines of Google and major search engine for SEO result.

We strictly work on performance basis and can assure you of getting quality links for your site as well. Our links building service will help to increase the link popularity of your website.

We follow a Agency Client Oriented Approach in our process, as sign-up the NDAs( Non-Disclosure Agreement), effective online project management tracking tools, timely and smooth communication etc.

We are looking forward starting a long and healthy business relationship with you.

We will be happy to AMAZE you with our work. I will really appreciate you please let me know your link building requirement.

Kind Regards,

Anuranjan


#16 Sourabh

Now obviously this is the same scam outfit as #15. They mixed it up a little but the format is the same. If you have a domain and an accessible email you will get these for the rest of your life. One day, curiosity may get the best of you. If this should happen, step away form the computer and say to yourself, “It was bullshit last month, it was bullshit last week, and it’s still bullshit today”. Repeat until the temptation passes.

Subject: Link Building Services With Affordable Price

From: worldno1animation.service@gmail.com

Dear Sir/Madam, We are an Indian online marketing firm specializing in Search Engine Marketing projects (Google PPC campaigns and SEO), Reciprocal and One Way Link Exchange Campaign in various categories. We have a dedicated team of 20 professionals to serve you. Our Link Builders specialize in getting theme based targeted links for Client’s website. We provide you with Reciprocal and One way link building with the following essential parameters: – 1. We ensure that the page where the webmaster has added our link is indexed by Google/Yahoo depending upon the client’s requirement. 2. We ensure the committed number of links on that particular link page. 3. We ensure that it should not be a ‘ffa’ (free for all) site. 4. We ensure that the sites must be related to the theme of the campaign we are working for. 5. We ensure the webmaster uses the proper anchor text/description provided to him to place our link at his site. 6. We ensure that no webmaster receives a repeated Link Request Mail for the same campaign.

We can assure you of getting quality links for your site. Most firms overseas have achieved a significant amount of savings by outsourcing either complete or part of their work to us in India. We wish you the best of luck and looking forward to a long and healthy business relationship with you and your company.

We are anxiously waiting for your positive response.

Kind Regards! Sourabh


#17 Mary Stubbins

Dear Info? That’s “Mr. Dear Info” to you Mary!

Dear Info

With your permission, we would like to show you how to get better positioning on the web.  If you are interested, reply us today for a free web-site assessment.

Sincerely,

Mary Stubbins Front Line Marketing


#18 Rebecca Dunne

Another “have your website above Google results” malware browser plugin scam but this time from a reseller of the original scam. Lucky me! Gotta love the “RANK” phone number. And how about that subject line? That’s what you get for letting a “bot” do the work a human should be doing.

Subject: Comic books (3/10/2010)

Sender: reb@ng-systems.net

Hello,

Our company is an authorized reseller for an exclusive advertising opportunity, reaching a growing Network of nearly 36 million consumers, 94% of which are  US based. This Network is entirely opt-in, and we’re able to present our users with a preferred choice whenever they are looking for anything on the major search engines.

I seek one reputable source to recommend to the users on our Network for various types of comic books.

Please contact me at your earliest convenience. I am in the office daily from 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM Pacific time.

Yours truly,

Rebecca Dunne Director of Business Development, DP Services

Phone: 877-RANK-1ST (877-726-5178), ext 2010


#19 Pina Easter

Another “your site is not doing well in the search engines”. Apparently I’m supposed to gloss over the irony that my site can’t be found yet still they found me. Pina has two throw away email addresses and no contact info or company affiliation so you knows she’s super awesome.

Subject: Site Traffic- Review*

Sender: pinaeastapyd@postaweb.com and pinaeast@cotas.net

We like your site, but we noticed that you are missing out on key web traffic due to where you show up on the search engines.  If you will allow us – we would like to give you a no charge site analysis to show you how you could generate a lot more web traffic.  It’s free and could greatly enhance your online business.  Reply to us today for your free review.

Sincerely,

Pina Easter


#20 Marc Schneider, Ph.D. from Multilingual Search Engine Optimization Inc.

I’ve been subject to Marc’s scare tactics for at least a couple of years now and I’ve just had it with him. Apparently he’s once again “noticed” that one of my sites is not on foreign search engines. What a nice concerned man he is! Trouble is this one’s for my fatherhood blog. It’s written in English, and it makes no money and never will. It’s a personal blog and if he’d actually visited it instead of having his bots harvest my email and then automatically send a generic email he would have known that. But he doesn’t because he’s a scam artists and chronic spammer.

Here’s the orginal email:

I am Dr. Marc Schneider and I work for Multilingual Search Engine Optimization Inc.  in Washington DC  ( Tel: 1-202-558-2504) – I would like to speak with the person in charge of your international clientele. Who is my contact? Who should I speak to??

In fact, after visiting http://www.straightdopedad.com , I have noticed that your website cannot be found on foreign search engines (I tested  it on Hispanic search engines, German search engines, Asian search engines,  etc.) Our company is specialized in multilingual search engine promotions in 28 languages . From the Japanese Google to the German Yahoo, from the AOL  in Spanish to the MSN in Chinese, we can show you how to develop a true international online presence by promoting your website on foreign search engines.

Let us show  you how to develop a presence on the multilingual web without having to  translate your website: It is not necessary to translate your website in  order to submit to foreign search engines, however, you need to have at least  1 page in Japanese optimized with Japanese keywords and meta tags in order to  submit to Japanese search engines, at least 1 page in Spanish optimized with  Spanish keywords in order to submit to Hispanic search engines and so  on…

I strongly suggest that you watch our online presentation which  will explains clearly how to get top rankings on foreign search engines with  only 1 entry page per language (click on the following link or copy-paste it  into your web browser): http://www.mplw.net/demo

From the Japanese Google to the German Yahoo, from the AOL in Spanish to the MSN in Chinese, get users to find your website when  searching with YOUR KEYWORDS in their Native language.

Please call me at +1 (202) 558-2504 or email me and let’s work on giving your website the true international exposure which it deserves to have with foreign native online users!!

Regards,

Marc Schneider, Ph.D. Marcs@mplw.net

Multilingual Search Engine Optimization Inc. 1250 Connecticut Ave N.W. Suite  200 Washington, DC 20036 USA TEL: +1 (202) 558-2504 – FAX: 1 (202)-318-2453 http://www.mplw.net Multilingual Search Engine Promotion Services since 1999.

Phone: 877-RANK-1ST (877-726-5178), ext 2010

So what’s the scam here? Well when you do a search for one of my key phrases like “fatherhood blog” on say Google Japan, I’m already in the number one position. Huh? I though he said I wasn’t found on foreign search engines and on Google Japan specifically?

foreign language search engine SEO scam

Ah you say, read the fine print, he said he can help you rank when users are “searching with YOUR KEYWORDS in their Native language”, and “fatherhood blog” is not in Japanese! True, but why would someone who writes a personal blog in English pay someone to translate a landing page into Japanese so he can rank for the Japanese equivalent of  the phrase “fatherhood blog”? So people can click on it only to be pissed off that the rest of the website is in English and completely useless to them? It makes as much sense as a store having a sign in the window that says “Se Habla Español” and when you go in you find out the only Spanish phrase the owner knows is “Se Habla Español“.

These guys are spammers, they never look at any of the websites they target, they use scare tactics to drum up business, and their services make no sense. Shame on them.

But Wait…There’s More.

Hot off the presses is his partner in crime Martin Vermont who also has a Ph.D. ( in scamology I assume) The best part is  I get two of these and the second one has a little “maybe it got caught in spam filters” note which is hilarious line for a spammer and scam artist to use.

Did you receive the e-mail which we sent to you recently (copied here-below)?
Please confirm since I have had problems lately with emails intercepted by spam-filters set too high.

Cordially,

Martin Vermont, Ph.D.
martinvermont@mplw.net

I am Dr. Martin Vermont and I work for Multilingual Search Engine Optimization Inc. in Washington DC  (Tel: 1-202-558-2504) – I would like to speak with the person in charge of your international clientele. Who is my contact? Who should I speak to??

In fact, after visiting http://www.claytowne.com , I have noticed that your website cannot be found on foreign search engines (I tested it on Hispanic search engines, German search engines, Asian search engines, etc.) Our company is specialized in multilingual search engine promotions in 28 languages . From the Japanese Google to the German Yahoo, from the AOL  in Spanish to the MSN in Chinese, we can show you how to develop a true international online presence by promoting your website on foreign search engines.

Let us show  you how to develop a presence on the multilingual web without having to  translate your website: It is not necessary to translate your website in  order to submit to foreign search engines, however, you need to have at least  1 page in Japanese optimized with Japanese keywords and meta tags in order to  submit to Japanese search engines, at least 1 page in Spanish optimized with  Spanish keywords in order to submit to Hispanic search engines and so  on…

I strongly suggest that you watch our online presentation which explains clearly how to get top rankings on foreign search engines with  only 1 entry page per language (click on the following link or copy-paste it  into your web browser): http://www.mplw.net/demo

From the Japanese Google to the German Yahoo, from the AOL  in Spanish to the MSN in Chinese, get users to find your website when  searching with YOUR KEYWORDS in their Native language.

Please call me at +1 (202) 558-2504 or email me and let’s work on giving your website the true  international exposure which it deserves to have with foreign native online  users!!

Regards,

Martin Vermont, Ph.D.
martinvermont@mplw.net

Multilingual Search Engine Optimization Inc.
1250 Connecticut Ave N.W. Suite  200
Washington, DC 20036 USA

TEL: +1 (202) 558-2504 – FAX: 1 (202)-318-4779

http://www.mplw.net

Multilingual Search Engine Promotion Services since 1999.


#21 Liz Montaroso at SPS Solutions

Great subject line Liz! Another variation on the Star Position/NetGuard web browser malware scam.

Subject: Financial advisors (3/24/2010)

Hello,

I represent a company called SPS Solutions, a company that does what’s  known as advanced search engine placement. We reach a Network of nearly 36,000,000 people who are largely US based. Our Network is entirely opt-in, and the users on our Network allow us to present them with a preferred choice whenever they are looking for anything on the major search engines. (GOOGLE, YAHOO, BING and thirteen others)

I seek one source to send the users on our Network, from the major search engines, for financial advisors in San Francisco and surrounding markets.

Please contact me at your earliest convenience. I am in the office daily from 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM Pacific time.

Best regards,

Liz Montaroso Business Segment Analyst, SPS Solutions Phone: 800-481-2979, ext 2002


#22 Marissa Holden

This one has so many red flags it’s hard to know where to start. Guaranteeing first place positions without even understanding your goals. No address, company name, or URL. They can increase my sales 400% yet have no idea what my current sales are. Plus they use secret proprietary techniques (yeah right) but will still cost less than half of anyone else. Awesome!

Marissa  Holden wrote: Get Your Website on the 1st Page of Google, Yahoo and MSN Hi Website Administrator,

We are purely organic search SEO Firm; we can get your website on the 1st page of Google, Yahoo and MSN (Bing.com). We can increase your sales at least 4 times. We do not use \”link farms\” or \”black hat\” methods that Google and the other search engines frown upon and can use to de-list or ban your site. The techniques are proprietary, involving some valuable closely held trade secrets.

Our prices are less than half of what other companies charge. We can fairly quickly promote your website to the top of the search rankings with no long term contracts! We are working on Guarantee basis.

We would be happy to send you a proposal using the top search phrases for your area of expertise. Please contact me at your convenience so we can start saving you some money.

Phone: 800-481-2979, ext 2002


#23  The Site Rankings Experts Team

Killer throw away email address and the tried and true, nonsensical, impossible to know, scare tactic “you’re not #1 in the search engines”.

Subject: Your Site is Not  #1 in the Search Engines. Get a No Cost Analysis Report Today.

Sender: webtraffic@paladium.biz

Hi,

Your website is not ranked #1 in the search engines. If you want to increase the number of visitors to your website it is important that you have a top search engine position.

At no cost to you, our search engine optimization experts will run a ranking report showing you exactly where your website currently stands in all the major search engines. Then we will email you our analysis report along with the recommendations of how we can increase your ranking, and improve your websites traffic dramatically!

Please Go Here For Your No Cost Analysis and Ranking Report of Your Website!

The Site Rankings Experts Team

Phone: 800-481-2979, ext 2002


#24  Domain Recognition Division

There are scam artists and then there is this company.They will submit your site to Google and charge you $25 per day to do it even though there is no benefit to submitting to Google, resubmitting is useless, and Google finds your site just fine through inbound links. Makes about as much sense as paying for a service that tells the mailman where your house is.

The second part of this scam is the intentional misleading on the keywords concept. There is NO such thing as submitting your website to Google under certain keywords. It simply doesn’t exist. These folks are the scummiest of the scum and I hope they all get hit by a bus. If you clicked on any of the hyperlinks in the email they all launch this (gotta love the BCC to mortgagenotice@gmail):

seo scam email sample

Subject: Need Exposure? Put Your Website on 1000+ Search Engines

Sender: noreplyExpose@ymail.com

Dear Website Owner,

How would you like your website to be included in search results? We can get over 1,000 search engines to start “indexing” your website for keywords and page ranking. This means that you will receive targeted traffic to your website based on the keywords you desire.

There are no PAY-PER-CLICK’s or paying for specific keywords.

What we do is simple and effective.

#1: Evaluate your website for proper keyword placement (FREE with service). #2: Submit Your Website to over 1,000 search engines within minutes. #3: Google, Yahoo and many more search engines will start to visit your website daily.

We recommend submitting your website everyday for 30 days straight for solid keyword results.

The price is a flat rate of $25 per day and includes Evaluation, Submission and Unlimited Keywords. There are no hidden fees or costs.

Please call 1 (888) 570-7776 ext 420 for complete details.

GET MORE INFO VIA E-MAIL HERE!

Domain Recognition Division 1 (888) 570-7776 Ext 420 Owned and Operated in the USA


#25 Robert Angrita @ bussinesdata.com

Another scumbag using the old “you’re not ranking well on search engines” scare tactic. As I’ve said before don’t ever hire a company that sends you SEO emails and especially one that uses fear and deceit to drum up business.

Subject: Seo Services

Hi,

I am Robert, Business Development Manager

I was surfing through your website and realized that despite having a good design; it was not ranking well on the search engines for most of the keywords pertaining to your domain.

I was wondering if you would be interested in getting the SEO (Search Engine Optimization) done for your website.

There is a simple equation that is applicable to the online world.

Ethical SEO -> Better Traffic -> Higher Sales.

We are a CMMI Level 3, Microsoft Gold Certified partner Online Marketing firm and have over 10 years of working experience with a large and satisfied customer base . All the techniques used are ethical and proprietary.

In case you require any additional information, it shall be our pleasure to furnish the same.

I look forward to your mail.

Yours sincerely, Robert Angrita Business Development Manager ID: info@bussinesdata.com

PS: “Buying a website without search engine optimization is like spending your entire budget on a commercial without buying any air time to show it to the world”


#26 – Kamlakshi Kalia @ Innomax Team or Business-innovations.net

This one’s unusual in the sense that they cite several “problems” with my website that are demonstrably false and are clearly not subjective. No Google maps listing? Really, I guess they didn’t check here. My website doesn’t validate? Interesting, I guess they don’t know about the W3C validation checker. What a scumbag.

Hi there,

We analyzed   http://www.claytowne.com   for Ranking and Traffic Results and found it to be ranked in lower positions on major keywords with decreased the traffic volume too.

Few other issues we figured out are mentioned below

1. Very Few Google Indexed one way links

2. Google Local Map listings Missing

3. W3C Validation of HTML Needed

4. Article/News Section Needs to be Populated in better optimized manner

So Rank your website in the Top Google Yahoo and Bing Search Result when visitors look for your products.

Make   http://www.claytowne.com  a BIG BRAND ON THE INTERNET in all major classifieds, directories, portals, forums, blogs, etc.

Lift the KEYWORDS RANKING TO TOP GOOGLE PAGE for   http://www.claytowne.com

INCREASE TRAFFIC BY 50% IN JUST 2-3 MONTHS

Activities Involved in the Process will include following. Once you confirm us, I will send you the Package Options with these activities in various quantities

1. Meta Tags Optimization

2. HTML Tags Optimization

3. XML Site Map Creation

4. Anchor Tags Optimization

5. W3C HTML Validation

6. One way link building (PR2+)

7. Article Writing and Submissions

8. Blogs Postings and Commenting

9. Forums Posting and Participation

10. Press Release Distribution

11. Business Directories Submissions

12. Local Google Map Listings

13. Local and Global Classifieds Submissions

14. Social Bookmarking

15. Videos Creation and Submissions

Do revert back for all further queries and concerns.

I am also on Skype, MSN, Yahoo and Gtalk, so let me know Your User Name/ID and I will add you to talk further

Waiting for your early reply

Kind Regards,

Kamlakshi Kalia

Innomax Team


#27 – nathankyle456@gmail.com and Their Amazing Form Filling Robot

We have a new entry. Their robot filled in every text box with the same info, save the email, which actually has an email address. How novel! The best part is that every field contains the sentence “We will put in writing that everything we do adheres to all ethical Search Engine Optimization guidelines.” Unlike Alanis Morissette, I actually understand the definition of ironic, and this fits it nicely.

Your BlueMail form has been completed, following are the results:

Field Value
subject ER Racks USA – Contact Form
First Let us do the tedious SEO work for you. You know your business, we know SEO. Our rates are some of the most competitive in the industry. We will put in writing that everything we do adheres to all ethical Search Engine Optimization guidelines. At a minimum you owe it to yourself and your business to reply to this email so I can send you more information.
Last Let us do the tedious SEO work for you. You know your business, we know SEO. Our rates are some of the most competitive in the industry. We will put in writing that everything we do adheres to all ethical Search Engine Optimization guidelines. At a minimum you owe it to yourself and your business to reply to this email so I can send you more information.
mailfrom nathankyle456@gmail.com
Phone Let us do the tedious SEO work for you. You know your business, we know SEO. Our rates are some of the most competitive in the industry. We will put in writing that everything we do adheres to all ethical Search Engine Optimization guidelines. At a minimum you owe it to yourself and your business to reply to this email so I can send you more information.
Comments Let us do the tedious SEO work for you. You know your business, we know SEO. Our rates are some of the most competitive in the industry. We will put in writing that everything we do adheres to all ethical Search Engine Optimization guidelines. At a minimum you owe it to yourself and your business to reply to this email so I can send you more information.

#28 – Sandy Victor

The nerve. Filling out my online form to pitch me this bogus threat. They didn’t notice anything, as they never actually visited my site – their bot did and filled out my form. Gotta love the crap gmail address and the complete lack of identifying information. Is it just me, or is misspelling the word “writing” in “copy writing” not the most righteously ironic thing ever?

Project Description:

SEO – Link Building – Copy wrighting – Web Designing – PHP

In order for us to respond to your request for information, please include your company’s website address (mandatory) and or phone number.

Marketing suggestion for your website

We noticed that you are not at the top of the search engines for a number of your key terms. We have helped companies similar to yours to achieve top organic rankings. Please reply to this message and we will prepare a special proposal for you, to show you how we can achieve similar results for you.

Sincerely,

sandy victor

Email: sandyvictor10@gmail.com
Phone: 9873469501


#29 – Robert Angrita  @ iBrandsuccess

Well Robert presents himself as professional but it’s the same “you’re not ranking well in the search engines” scam. Check out where his URL’s go. Wow, really impressive huh. Stay away from this scumbag.

E Brand Success is a Scam SEO Company

Killer website dude!

E Brand Success is a Scam SEO Company

Hmmm, I guess in their over 10 years of working experience on online marketing projects, there just wasn't enough time to figure out how to get their own websites up.

Unsubscribe scam

Check out their unsubscribe page. They make YOU fill in your own email PLUS your website. What a scam. All unsubscribe pages should be a simple "than you" as they already know your email. Oh wait, that's assuming they aren't criminals. Sorry, my mistake.


#30 – Jason Carter at www.linkspanther.com

This is rich. Apparently my fatherhood blog, where I write about raising my seven year old daughter, doesn’t rank well for the keyphrase “parenting 9 year old boys”. I know, shocking isn’t it! Worth a full read for its absurdity as he tries to sell me on the idea of optimizing for this term. Fuck you Jason!

Good morning, my name is Jason Carter and I am a Internet marketing professional. I had done a Google search under the keyword parenting 9 year old boys and had run across your website www.straightdopedad.com. I see that you are not listed on the first page of Google for your particular search.

I am not sure if you’re aware of why you’re ranked this low but more importantly how easily correctable this is.

There’s no reason that you can’t have top three rankings for the keyword parenting 9 year old boys based on your website structure and content. You have a very nice site.

What you need is high quality one-way anchor text links. I can help you with this…..

Not only can I get you ranked for the keyword parenting 9 year old boys but I am talking about all of your keywords on top of Google. Adding new high quality PR anchor-text links from the highest quality websites will produce the results and business you want for www.straightdopedad.com.

The right kind of links are crucial in getting top ranking… and I can hand deliver these quality links to you.

My partners and I own 1000′s of websites and offer private linking to hundreds of website owners just like yourself.

I didn’t send this email out to very many people but I do favor your website because I can see your website monetizing the targeted website traffic for the keyword parenting 9 year old boys can deliver.

I have your contact information and phone number. Would it be okay if I were to give you a call?

I have a very simple way to prove to you that what I do works risk free for you to try. Nothing beats seeing the results with your own eyes.

Would it be okay if I were to give you a call? I would love to pursue this further over the phone with you or should I go somewhere else?.

Sincerely,

Jason Carter
(480) 445-9297
www.linkspanther.com

P.S.- if the tables were turned and somebody I didn’t know came to me with  a proposition, even one that was appealing, I would be hesitant because I would be wondering – what’s the catch? What does this guy know that I don’t.

But then again I would think he does know something that I don’t know. He owns 1000′s of websites, he does have hundreds of thousands of pages indexed with top rankings on Google, Yahoo and Bing. Websites that can deliver only the highest quality anchor-text links that can move your rankings fast. I would also think that I need to get my website in the top rankings. And he is offering turn key page 1 rankings on all of my keywords including parenting 9 year old boys. Keywords that produce the kind of traffic potentially worth tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, millions of dollars.

I emailed you this because it’s a win-win for both of us. Think of it this way, who wouldn’t be interested in buying money at a discount? Because that’s what I’ll be able to offer you….discount money.

Would it be okay to give you a call? Or you can call me anytime at the number above and would be happy to explain how I can benefit you risk free.


#31 – Julie-Anne Sadler Senior Internet Marketing Consultant at Natural Positions

Really? Your automated bots discovered that I don’t rank well for a list of randomly chosen keywords scraped from blog. No shit Sherlock! Buy packing peanuts? Fun office supplies? It’s a parenting blog you SEO scumbag. And by the way, I rank #1 for “fatherhood blog” which is one of the keywords I was actually targeting. And for your information “The Straight Dope” is an awesome debunking column written by Cecil Adams. I’m “Straight Dope Dad”. Big difference. Oh, and I’m actually #10 on Google for “The Straight Dope” and #7 for “Straight Dope”  – which you would had known if you actually checked it yourself. Which translates into “page one” in case you have trouble counting by tens.

Search Position Keyword Daily Search
14 straight dope 220
17 the straight dope 96
11 straightdope 53
50 fun office supplies 29
41 buy packing peanuts 19
28 dad blog 13
29 biodegradable packing peanuts 10

*Note: Position 35 translates to the 4th page of Google, 5th listing down.

Hello Clay,

I’m a Senior Internet Marketing Consultant with National Positions, a worldwide leader in Internet Marketing services.

I’ve included the rankings above to show you where your website ranks on Google for the best searches associated with your business. As you can see, you are not ranking on page 1!

I’m sure you get a lot of emails about Search Engine Optimization so I will be brief.  We work with some of the largest companies in America and typically what we find is that they are not able to create one-way inbound links for their website at a high enough level of production to outperform their competitors on the first page of Google and Bing.

Most companies have an in-house SEO team that manages their onsite optimization and content development, but very few have a linking strategy that creates thousands of quality one-way inbound links to their website each month. This is the essential piece of a strong, enduring Internet marketing strategy.

In order to maximize your business, you need to get to the top 4 positions of page 1 in the organic listings (in Google’s “Golden Triangle”).

  • Why the Golden Triangle Matters

There are many Internet marketing companies out there so I imagine you haven’t heard of National Positions.  Our company was founded in Los Angeles in 2005 by our CEO, Bernard May.  Now we have over 500 employees and over 1,500 clients worldwide.  Many of our clients have top rankings on Google’s organic listings for extremely competitive keywords such as “Eye Shadow”, “Life Insurance Quotes”, “ATM”, “Discount Clothing”, “Wholesale Clothing”, “CRM Software”, “Trading Software”, “Debt Consolidation”, “Appliance Repair”, “Answering Service”, “Bathroom Vanities”, “School Supplies”, “Scrubs”, “Voice Over Talent”, “Pizza Franchise”, and “Auto Franchise”.

Our services are offered with no start-up fees and we work on a month-to-month basis.  We have a 95% retention rate with all clients.

Just a final note:  You may not be aware that National Positions has been recognized for a third year in a row by Inc. 500 as one of the fastest growing private US Company. I would like to discuss how our services can provide the missing piece of your Internet marketing strategy.   Please email me if you have any questions or ideas regarding your Internet marketing campaign.

Best Wishes,

Julie-Ann Sadler

Senior Internet Marketing Consultant

NationalPositions

Direct Line: (805) 523-1030

Fax: (866) 859-8241

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